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I like gold glitter!
This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The bottom has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages/comments you and asks. And believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming... things are not exactly as they seem.
3. It is harder than it looks, but NO explanations! You will want to... but don't!
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- No Been arrested? --- No Kissed someone you didn't like? --- No Slept in until 5 PM? --- No Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes Ran a red light? --- No Been suspended from school? --- No Experienced love at first sight? --- No Totaled your car in an accident? --- No Been fired from a job? --- No Fired somebody? --- No Sang karaoke? --- No Pointed a gun at someone? --- No Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes Kissed in the rain? --- No Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- No Seen someone die? --- No Played spin-the-bottle? --- No Sang in the shower? --- Yes Smoked a cigar? --- No Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- No Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- No Skipped school? --- No Eaten a bug? --- No Sleepwalked? --- No Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes Ridden a motorcycle? --- No Dumped someone? --- No Forgotten your anniversary? --- No Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No Ridden on a helicopter? --- No Shaved your head? --- No Blacked out from drinking? --- No Played a prank on someone? --- Yes Hit a home run? --- No Felt like killing someone? --- Yes Cross-dressed? --- Yes Been falling-down drunk? --- No Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- No Eaten snake? --- No Marched/Protested? --- No Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No Puked on amusement ride? --- No Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- No Been in a band? --- No Knitted? --- No Been on TV? --- No Shot a gun? --- No Skinny-dipped? --- Yes Caused someone to need stitches? --- No Ridden a surfboard? --- No Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- No Had surgery? --- Yes Streaked? --- No Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- No Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes Peed on a bush? --- No Donated Blood? --- No Grabbed electric fence? --- No Eaten alligator meat? --- No Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes Killed an animal when not hunting? --- No Written graffiti? --- No Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No Think about the future? --- Yes Been in handcuffs? --- No Believe in love? --- No Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes